What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US Some s/w engineers areseeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India.

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Laxmi Road, Pune

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 600K. Sayit in dollars...

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I willfly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Magarpatta

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Magarpatta. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You'lllove the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur, Rajasthan... Hesays it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool man.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Mumbai Municipal Corporation?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road CleaningDivision. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cuttingedge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of theGCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. Youcan get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'mwriting software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can sendyour resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Bharthi University and he's coming here for a month. His studywill be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSCB. We planned tosettle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

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SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the RajeShambhaji Arts College in Kolhapur with scholarship for B.A History. Agreat new field yaar...All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy anthree bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

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SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Bangalore as Software Engg gets a call from hisHome ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Cocunut Sauce and Rice Breadie
(Idli and Chutney :-) )

F1 - Its only the Power of Human Imagination

'F1' is not only just 'F1'

--> F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong!

--> When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph!!!

--> F1 car can go from 0 to 160 kph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!!!!

--> F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO....that's the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform...

--> An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an hour (Yeah that's right!!!)

--> At 550kg a F1 car is less than half the weight of a Mini.

--> To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design and added down force can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.

--> Without aerodynamic down force, high-performance racing cars have, they usually race at over 300 kph.

--> In a street course race like the Monaco grand prix, the down force provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race all of the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!

--> The refuelers used in F1 can supply 12 liters of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50 liter family car. They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.

--> TOP F1 pit crews can refuel and change tyres in around 3 seconds. It took me 8 sec to read above point

--> During the race the tyres lose weight! Each tyre loses about 0.5 kg in weight due to wear.

--> Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000 km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90 - 120 km.

--> A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C and 1200C.(Water boils boils at 100C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a second.

-->And that's not Magic.... Its only the Power of Human Imagination...