Smiles Unlimited

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1) The night was dark, the moon was high,I stopped my car....u wondered why?I leant so close, u felt shy.I uttered those three words....I ......la.......puncture !!

2) Friends r like mirrorsthey r our reflectionyou r damn lucky I look good !!!!

3) You - cuteYou = hotYou = sweetYou = intelligentYou = amazingYou = perfectMe = liar ;-)

4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,Its kinda hard for me to forget u.Every night u appear in my dreamsAnd I find my self shouting.....BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautifulThen I look at you......I ......I .......I rather look at the stars again.

6)Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% luckyu r 100% sweet , u r 100% niceand u r 100% stupid to believe these words

8)If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

9)Good looking people r hard to find.That's why u don't ......That's y u don't see me often.

10)A good speech should b like a women's skirt...Long enough to cover the subject,And short enough to create interest.

11)When u feel sad....To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.But don't make this a habit.....Coz liars go to hell !!!!

12)Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b athome."When she goes the next day to his home.......There was NO ONE at home.

13)What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???He wonders who is the father of the second child.

14) Your brain will be refreshed in the next fiveseconds

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15) WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur handsall day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I couldhave a new one everyday."

16) A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book andsays :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directoryaway??

17) God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from allthe REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.AHEM !! don't argue with God now.